Chivalry Is Dead
Surprise your loved ones by courting him/her at America's popular chain that's home to the steamed mini-slider. This year, don't succumb to the wine and dine; branch out a little, and chicken ring with your fling! Nothing says, "Be Mine" like thirty mouth watering burgers from our cardboard crave case. With each breath have your partner awestruck with the riveting decor that lines all 422 establishments. The cracked white walls, accompanied by the grease stained ceramic tile and construction paper hearts not only please the eye, but epitomize love.
Have fast food establishments become some sort of guilty pleasure in this country? Perhaps. The economy is a dreadful state, child obesity is through the roof, and we all know that eating healthy, or organic, only digs into the wallet a little deeper. Never mind the V-Day cliches of roses, candlelight, and intimacy. This holiday, I urge everyone to take a step back from saying " I love you," to saying, "I love you enough to spend four dollars." Show her the true meaning of love! ( It is found in the dictionary between "lousy" and "low").



2 Comments:
This is hysterical! I think you might even be able to make a living writing like this! But then you would probably find yourself eating at more expensive places--boring places that wouldn't give you great material for writing articles like this. Honestly, found this very funny. Great use of pictures, too. Great job!
This was pretty enlightening. The fact that people take advantage of this is terrifying, yet hysterical. I don't know whether to indulge in comfort food because of this, or swear off "steamed sliders" for life. Touché, America, Touché.
Two thumbs up.
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